 | Straight from the Supreme Surrender mini-series... when a robot is happy, he expresses it bluntly, and now you can too!
Whether you are surrendering to an inferior species, or just wanting to tell the world how satisfied you are, let this shirt do the talking for you!*
*Notice: Shirt does not actually talk.
PRE-ORDERS ONLY. This shirt will start shipping on or before July 17th, 2008.
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 | What up Gangsta? Petrov was a true playa, and you can be too with this super limited shirt. We only made a few of this one, and once it's gone, it's GONE.
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 | Finally, the sport that's sweeping the nerd nation is a shirt.
This baby is the perfect gift for ball carriers, hammers, hybrids, and trick runners alike.
Catch the disease!
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 | The OFFICIAL Red vs. Blue poster will look awesome on your wall. Full color, 24"x36"
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 | NEW STICKERS!
Nothing says class like shinny new stickers on your car, bike, notebook, skateboard, or any place else these things will stick to. Let's be honest here. This is the classiest sticker pack ever created by the hand of man or God.
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 | YEAR ONE NOW AVAILABLE!
In awesome book form. Every comic and tons of extras all in glorious COLOR! This amazing collection is 192 pages of hilarity, and features creator commentaries, extra art, a foreword by THE Burnie Burns, and so much more!
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 | Impress your friends with the same t-shirt Caboose wears under his armor (so he can always remember how to spell his name).
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 | Your favorite (or not so favorite) Red Army character, Simmons, on a new cool shirt. Upgraded to version 2.0! Wow!
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 | Why not a puma?? Keep the WARTHOG debate going or start a new conversation with this cool shirt.
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 | Own a piece of history!! Geoff screwed up and approved a run of the Warthog shirts without the red ink, thus creating this rare collector's item. His loss (of his job) can be your gain!
Order now because once these puppies are gone, there's only a 10% chance it could happen again.
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 | Wear your favorite tank proudly on your chest. Sheila in full effect.
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 | "Is is a spider?" Ha ha. Poor Donut. That's funny. And now you can laugh too, every time you wear this shirt.
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 | If you're like Tucker (and who isn't?) then this shirt is for you. Impress the ladies... without saying a word.
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 | This shirt is being retired. Once stock is gone, it will no longer be available.
Show your support for the best map of all time, Blood Gulch. This shirt should be standard issue for every RvB fan, no matter if your blood runs red or blue.
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 | If you've ever been confused as to who or what is Caboose, this shirt will solve those problems. It's worked for Caboose: he's 10% smarter for wearing it and you could be too.
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 | Put the roughest toughest member of Red Team on your chest. Sarge is a take-no-prisoners / ask-no-questions type of guy, and his shirt is no exception. Yeah, it's that cool.
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 | You've never see his face, but you can still wear his t-shirt. Show the world you like making movies with video games.
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