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Red vs Blue Quotes

Is It A Spider? Donut Shirt
"Is is a spider?" Ha ha. Poor Donut. That's funny. And now you can laugh too, every time you wear this shirt.
$16.95
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How Come I Never Get The Sniper Rifle? Tucker Shirt
If you're like Tucker (and who isn't?) then this shirt is for you. Impress the ladies... without saying a word.
$16.95
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I "Grenade" BG
This shirt is being retired. Once stock is gone, it will no longer be available.
Show your support for the best map of all time, Blood Gulch. This shirt should be standard issue for every RvB fan, no matter if your blood runs red or blue.
$9.95
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You Have Winner! Shirt (Black)
This shirt is being retired. Once stock is gone, it will no longer be available.
$9.95
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Girl "Who's the Nerd?" Quote Shirt
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Sup, Sup girl?
$10.95
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"I hate the bands that you like." Maroon Shirt
You already know that every type of music besides the stuff you like sucks; now it's time to let the world know too.
$16.95
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"Politics makes me so horny." Pink shirt
This shirt is being retired. Once stock is gone, it will no longer be available.
Caution. This is a bold shirt. It should be worn by bold people - people who aren't scared to take a stand, people who are ready to make a difference, to right wrongs, to champion injustice...Hereos. Are you a hero? You can be. It all starts with this shirt.
$9.95
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"This doesn't seem physically possible" Black shirt
$16.95
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"You will worship me as though I were a god." Red Shirt
Power of positive thinking right?
$16.95
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"It's a Legitimate Strategy" Shirt (Black)
Camping. Whether you love it or hate it, you have to admit, it is a legitimate strategy. Actually you don't have to admit that. You technically don't have to admit anything. Just plead the 5th, but be sure you do it while wearing this shirt.
$16.95
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Blarg Shirt
Blarg. It's short, succinct, and who can deny the gravity of this important statement?
$16.95
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Bow Chicka Bow Wow Shirt
Now you can be a true playa like Tucker! Believe it or not, this shirt has sparklies!
$16.95
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Chupathingy Shirt (Red)
"Chupathingy" Sarge Quote shirt. It's got a ring to it!
$16.95
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Girl "Bow Chicka Bow Wow" Shirt
Now all you girls can be true playas like Tucker! Believe it or not, this shirt has sparklies!
$18.00
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Girl "I'm a Gay Robot" (Blue) Shirt
This shirt is being retired. Once stock is gone, it will no longer be available.
"That's right. I'm a gay robot." Church quote shirt - for the ladies.
$10.95
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Girl "It's Not Pink" (Pink) Shirt
"It's not pink. It's lightish red." Girl shirt.
$18.00
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Girl "Kiss the Boys" (Orange) Shirt
"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."
$18.00
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I Hate Babies Shirt
Caboose hates babies and so can you with this fantastic new quote shirt. Quote on front and white Rooster Teeth logo on back.
$16.95
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"I Like Me" (Blue) Shirt
"I Like Me" Caboose quote shirt

$16.95
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It's Not Pink (Pink)
"It's not pink. It's lightish red." Donut quote shirt.
$16.95
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Kiss the Boys (Orange)
This shirt is being retired. Once stock is gone, it will no longer be available.
"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."

$9.95
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